When.......I'll Be Like

When lovers often say love is blind

I’ll be like, “from The Merchant of Venice to Romeo and Juliet, even Shakespeare knew it’s not blind”

When mischievous people keep doing foul things to others and still hide behind the tag: ‘forgive and forget’

I’ll be like, “if that continues, we’ll be faced with situations that we’ll all regret”

When I read, hear about and watch any couple who makes sex tapes

I’ll be like, “there goes the case of a porn star wannabe and a dumbass belonging to the planet of apes”

When people do all manner of absurd things for the sake of publicity and being a celebrity

I’ll be like, “can we have a moment of silence for these characters of publicity stunt and celebrity?”

When I’m about to do something laudable that people think can’t be done

I’ll be like, “that means when I pull it off, I’ll automatically be the first one, the number one!”

BE HONEST, DON’T YOU PONDER THESE THINGS SOMETIMES?

Source: https://dareyoyeledun.tumblr.com/post/80579171767/whenill-be-like-when-lovers-often-say-love-is