My Ridiculously Scripted Thoughts

Sometimes, I recall some of the ridiculous and theatrical conversations in my head

They’re so ridiculously entertaining that it’s like watching a sitcom without sleeping, even on a very comfortable bed

While trying to book a hotel reservation in preparation for a business seminar, a man was confused when he heard the female receptionists asking him, “sir, can we have a date?”

So, he promptly responded while feeling cool with himself, “is it just me or do you always ask your clients to take you on a date?”

Then, they said, “we mean your hotel reservation, you have not given the calendar date”

After realising his misinterpretation, he provided the information and said, “sorry about the mix up, until then, I’ve another appointment and I don’t want to be late”

Upon being congratulated by the female doctor on the arrival of his baby, while rejoicing, a man momentarily forgot the newborn’s sex and subconsciously asked, “please, can we have the sex?”

Then, his wife, the mother of the newborn, yelled at him, “what? I’m still alive, we just became parents to a healthy baby boy and you’re begging the female doctor for sex!”

Here’s another scenario, after a catholic mass, a young man once announced to his parents that he’s going to become a father

To his surprise, his parents, who are also catholic believers protested and said, “what sort of nonsense is this, what happens to your wife when you become a reverend father?”

Then, he quickly responded by saying, “ I mean my wife is pregnant and I’m going to become a dad and not a catholic reverend father”

That was when they understood him and said, “oh, congrats son, but for a moment, you almost gave us a heart attack. Thank God, you and your wife are expecting our grandchild and not that you’re leaving her to become a catholic reverend father!”

HAVE YOU EVER HAD SUCH RIDICULOUS THOUGHTS BEFORE?

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